Best Sexual Lubricants
Shibari Personal lubricant comes in a handy 8 fluid ounce bottle. Pure Water Based Lubricant.
Reviews
Find Best Price at Amazon"You want me to describe my experience with this product?"
"It's pretty bitter if you happen to get any in your mouth, and it absorbs into the skin pretty quickly, but it does work well."
"Great lubricant for the sexual encounters."
"Smells nice."
"Long lasting and cleans off nicely."
"Short of using a silicone lube this is the best long lasting lube."
"This is the best Ive ever purchased it is a great price and specially for the size of the bottle."
With a slick and slippery feel, Passion effectively reduces friction and discomfort to create a more enjoyable experience for everyone involved. Free of parabens, glycerin, petrochemicals, and other harmful ingredients, those with sensitive skin can put their mind at rest. Compatible with all materials, Passion Natural Water Based Lube won’t stain your sheets and you can use it with latex, silicone, rubber, glass, etc! The long-lasting formula of Passion Natural Water Based Lube alleviates friction longer, reducing the amount of reapplication so that you can focus on the experience! Large 34 ounce bottle features a convenient pump.
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Find Best Price at Amazon"Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year's San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT - 55 GALLON drum, we felt we'd struck gold: "Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet fits easily in our float." Looking like drowned rats, they howled and sped around the yard in hysterical circles, then tried for ten minutes to climb a tree. Bottom line, we decided against soaking the Pride Parade revelers lest it create an "incident" that could upstage us entirely."
"As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway."
"I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. A clown we'd hired made balloon animals, Crispin eagerly opened his presents, and all the children enjoyed cake and fruit punch. If a child hits one of these, it can put the brakes on the fun, and send them sliding down a path of medical claims--contusions, concussions, lacerations, abrasions, whiplash, back rash, and disc impaction. To avoid even the remote possibility of such injuries, I invested in this 55 gallon drum of water soluble personal lubricant--the idea being that the children could enjoy the slide in complete safety, then wash off in the hose before their parents came to retrieve them. When I looked up from my labor, I grasped for the first time the scope of the liabilities I had unleashed--a horde of extremely well-lubricated seven-year-olds, hyped up on sugar and desperate for fun. Her wild flailing unfortunately fell into harmonic synchronization with the motion of the springs, propelling her ever higher, until she soared above the trampoline's safety enclosure, over the hedge and into the neighbor's yard. A terrified Jeremy soon lost his grip as well, sailing forward over the bluff, and plummeting 300 feet down into the ice-cold, shark-infested waters of the San Francisco Bay. However, the lubricant had dripped from their glistening bodies into the central cog, allowing it to spin far faster than it was designed to, and this, likely combined with other factors--their relative weight distribution, the slight incline of the ground--caused their motion to become self-sustaining, and the centrifugal force built upon itself until they became a blurry, screaming disk of human suffering. Lisa Aurelio shattered a line of ceramic garden gnomes, and Ethan Green slammed into our Audi Q7 so hard it had to be written off--as, tragically, did he. Lubricated as he was, he shot from her arms like a wet bar of soap, up fifteen feet in the air, landed on the trampoline, and then soared, in a half-gainer, over the hedge, into the wood chipper."
"I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But after selling the ol' Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was "ready to place my order." The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. She looked at me weird, and I couldn't tell if it was because she thought it was "too soon" or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet. The force of the impact downed the barrel and knocked its lid off, sending 55 gallons of water-based lubricant across my faux-hardwood floors. Carla was completely drenched, and her momentum slid her to the front door - which she somehow managed to pry open with a pair of oven mitts. So if you're ready for fun, "slide" on down to a high quality product at a bargain price!"
Shibari Antibacterial Toy Cleaner is specially formulated to be a gentle and effective cleanser. Targeted spray system.
Reviews
Find Best Price at Amazon"Normally I just soap and warm water, however after reading numerous articles on the best way to clean sex toys, I found out that you really should invest in an antibacterial cleaner. There's no huge lettering advertising what it is, so if you have guests over and are worried what they will think, I doubt they'd even glance at this bottle in the first place. Overall, I was pleasantly surprised at how well this product works, the price is right, and if you're looking to try a new toy cleaner, I'd recommend this."
"Shibari is the best brand out there after trying several of the “high-end” brands."
"My body is sensitive and if toys aren’t properly cleaned, that bacteria can really mess up your system and so I wanted a good product I felt I could trust."
"I agree the fragrance is strong but I like it."
"Doesn't leave behind an unpleasant smell, it actually makes the items you clean it with smell pleasant."
"I did not know I had to buy this, but it is very necessary."
"Works nicely for cleaning your toys... Has a fresh clean smell to it, not overly strong, just clean..."
"Ok so it smells nice."
Best Sexual Wellness Products
Shibari Personal lubricant comes in a handy 8 fluid ounce bottle. Pure Water Based Lubricant.
Reviews
Find Best Price at Amazon"You want me to describe my experience with this product?"
"It's pretty bitter if you happen to get any in your mouth, and it absorbs into the skin pretty quickly, but it does work well."
"Great lubricant for the sexual encounters."
"Smells nice."
"Long lasting and cleans off nicely."
"Short of using a silicone lube this is the best long lasting lube."
"This is the best Ive ever purchased it is a great price and specially for the size of the bottle."
Best Condoms
Trusted for more than 90 years, Trojan is America’s #1 Condom! Features a classic design with a special reservoir tip that provides extra safety.
Reviews
Find Best Price at Amazon"Glad to see they don't expire for three years."
"I would rather not use these but babies are terrifying and they eat all your food."
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"waited to write a review after I used them all, and also after "that time of the month.""
"Regular old condoms, nothing special."
"So I basically just use these to jack off since I can't ever pick up women."
Best Female Birth Control Products
A backup plan that helps prevent pregnancy from happening after unprotected sex or birth control failure and is not for routine use.
Reviews
Find Best Price at Amazon"just in case purchase you never know and its better safe then have an unplanned surprise."
"Exactly as advertised."
"Good all sealed packages!"
"I haven't used it but I assume it will work, looks like the same one you get from the pharmacy."